Entrance is only granted to V.I.P.’s-Very Important Penises. The act is so intense and delicate that I could never give my asshole to just anybody. When my friends tell me stories about doing it with some random they met at a bar, I’m completely stunned. Anal sex is kind of the biggest deal ever. If Jersey Shore has “Gym, Tan, Laundry”, gay men have “Gym, Tan, Anal.” As I’ve discussed before, the male equivalent of a G-spot rests in our prostate so the incentive to get someone’s dick in our ass ASAPular is that much greater.īut here’s some real talk for you. Lesbians use dildos, straight girls get drunk and acquiesce to their boyfriend’s requests, and gay guys, well, we sort of invented anal sex. The only people who aren’t getting fucked in the ass are straight men. It’s like, “You just let me put my penis in your ass and move it in and out for an hour. After the deed, you see your fellow man in a whole new empathetic light, the kind of light that’s humanizing, curbs any further judgements and could possibly end wars. Getting your ass penetrated should be a prerequisite for life because it’s an experience that teaches humility and encourages teamwork.